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Morrow County

A rural county in central Ohio.

Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it.

Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator

When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back

You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner...

despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline
I grew up in Morrow County and i kant spall kollage....but it's okay because my mom taught me how to be a pregnancy predator so I'm all set :)
by IUUUUUU November 1, 2009
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mirrorsexual

A person that when they look into the mirror they know that they have found the perfect life partner.
When Pam figured out that Jack was a mirrorsexual, she dumped him for a guy that could carry on a real relationship with another person.
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"
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Mirrorface

The unintentional look of coolness, focus, and determination that appears on one's grill when put in front of a mirror.

A self-preservation technique in which one fantasizes about looking way better than they really do, usually occurring prior to a significant social outing.
Rick got suited up for a night out with his homies. Prior to his departure into the evening, he gave himself one final mirrorface, putting all of his insecurities to rest. He knew he was ready to slay some hoes.
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The practice of taking a picture of oneself in the bathroom mirror because they don't own a tripod. Pictures taken this way have a distinct look to them. Pictures are taken for use on Myspace.
Oh shit, I don't have a tripod and sugardaddy69 wants to see what I look like! I think I should use some mirrortography.
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the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.
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