Moof

A command, meaning approximately the same thing as "Kiss me, dammit!"

Moof. Moof. Moof. (repeat till subject notices)

by sallie d August 29, 2003

Moobak

Term used to describe a person who constantly hurls bombs at others.

Peter Matovina is a major moobak.

by Weapons Inspection Officer April 23, 2003

mofackie

An alternate word to replace many other words to rip someone or talk smack. Replaces "mother fucker" well

Instead of "he's a fuckin' deadbeat" you can say "he's a fuckin' mofackie". "come over here and let me kick your mofackie ass."

by Jessica Firecat October 6, 2005

Mooflon

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

moffato

A complete prick who has his entire ego up his ass.

"Man, he is such a moffato."

by Lerky_ December 18, 2016

mofackus

shortened version of motherfuckers, for use in settings unreceptive to foul language.

They didnt hold the elevator for me, mofackus

by sean October 21, 2003

moof

A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso

Jimmy got whacked by some moof.

by Justice Lou May 13, 2005