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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
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Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:
<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong
by Ringocarr May 9, 2009
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sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.
"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry
by gem & si November 16, 2006
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Monta Zuma's revenge

Is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. It is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn't quite so clean.
Dude, no way I'm going to mexico. Last time I was there I caught Monta Zuma's revenge!
by A random Ian May 7, 2010
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munga

An abnormally tall male who stands out in public and has an abnormally large penis which is proportional to his body.
by SIMON1112 March 6, 2009
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monna

when a girl pretends to hate a boy, but is really more obsessed with him then he is with her. She will also never admit it.
Jonna is totally monna about joseph, but she keeps scaring him off
by colombiancoffe June 14, 2008
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Painting Mona Lisa

Stroking a girl with such skill that she cannot help but moan.
You hear Jill last night? I was painting Mona Lisa.
by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005
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