A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008
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The chinese or asian equivalent of an Uncle Tom. Chinese-american equivalent of Uncle Tom. A chinese or asian person who is overly submissive to white people or society. An asian individual who is willing to sell out his own ethnic group or heritage in order to be accepted and liked by the white society or the white people around him or her. The term was originally coined by the poet, philosopher and artist Henry He.
The chinese or asian equivalent of an Uncle Tom. Chinese-american equivalent of Uncle Tom. A chinese or asian person who is overly submissive to white people or society. An asian individual who is willing to sell out his own ethnic group or heritage in order to be accepted and liked by the white society or the white people around him or her. The term was originally coined by the poet, philosopher and artist Henry He.
I am not a Mister Chin so I decided to post this word and definition onto Urban Dictionary even though their white editors do not want me to.
by henryartist June 1, 2020
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John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?
John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?
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