Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.
Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
by Gary from Italy January 4, 2009
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it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
by Jordan654 April 9, 2006
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by Still Floating September 19, 2010
Get the Microsoft mug.Similar to a "bad day," a Microsoft Word Day is caused by having to format something in Microsoft Word. After doing so, having a good day is pretty much impossible, so you might as well go back to bed.
Example 1:
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.
Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?
Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.
I had to fix the page numbers in my thesis this morning and, an hour into it, I'm pretty sure today is going to be a Microsoft Word Day.
Example 2:
Student 1: Dude, why are you so grouchy today?
Student 2: I had to write a summary this morning and now I'm having a Microsoft Word Day.
by emeralddawn August 25, 2009
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Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!
Do you mean Bill Gates's penis?
No, god no! I meant the company!
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