Skip to main content

Metrosexual

A Hetero male who is well rounded and educated in many subjects. Enjoys grooming, the arts, and especially style. Behavior may be feminine, but is not necessary. He is confident with who he is and takes pride in appearance to others.
"I can't find a myself a perfect guy, where are all the metros?"
by James Edward November 13, 2003
mugGet the Metrosexual mug.

metrosexual

Term used by single, semi-depressed, 30-something, cat-owning women describing strait, single men who will not date them.
I haven’t gone on a date in over a year. I’m just so sick of how every man in this town is either married, dating or is metrosexual.
by tberks August 30, 2004
mugGet the metrosexual mug.

metrosexual

Amalgamation of the words "metropolitan" and "heterosexual".

A man with a penchant for fashionable urban-wear, good manners and exfoliant and moisturising products. Also, a frequent user of 'Veet' (formerly known as Immac).

The common metrosexual will often give the impression to outsiders that he may be gay or bi-inclined, yet is in fact, totally heterosexual and comfortable as such.

Commonly referred to by ladies as a "Gay-Straight Man".

Not to be confused with the less-common "Straight-Gay Man".
Guy 1: "Did you see Eddie in those flared cargo-jeans and the cool shades?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's become a real metrosexual these days. And the pants were soooo tight!"
Guy 1: "Uh, yeah...right."
by Gnostic_Neo January 30, 2007
mugGet the metrosexual mug.

anti-heterosexual

Type: Adjective

The politically correct way of describing something as "negatively gay," also meaning, but not limited to:

1. stupid;

2. dumb;

3. not Karta;

4. going against all things that are cool;

5. going against all the teachings of Kooch.

Anti-heterosexualism may be used to describe diseases, but it is not advised.

If your reaction to "curing a ham" is "OMG you guys the ham is sick?" then you may be anti-heterosexual.
"That is so anti-heterosexual."

"That shirt he is wearing is very anti-heterosexual."

"I can't believe she's dating her. That's seriously anti-heterosexual."
by prankmaster July 31, 2005
mugGet the anti-heterosexual mug.

Metrosexual-Shift

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
mugGet the Metrosexual-Shift mug.

Super-heterosexuality

Super-heterosexuality is the romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of the opposite cisgender and excluding all non-cisgendered individuals. This means that super-heterosexual individuals exclude 1) trans-genders, 2) trans-sexuals, 3) non-binary individuals, and 4) agender individuals from their pool for dating, marriage, and sex.
Super-heterosexuality is often commonly known as "super-straight."
Super-heterosexuality Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, Lakesha is interested in dating you. Do you want to date her?
Person 2: No. Lakesha is a trans-gender and non-binary. Sometimes she also identifies as a penguin on Mondays. I am not interested. I am only interested in opposite cisgender individuals.
by 1039LOL1039 March 10, 2021
mugGet the Super-heterosexuality mug.

metrosexual

a man who gives exaggerated attention to personal appearance. modern form of the word dandy (noun) or fop. genuinely heterosexual.
a metrosexual might remark to himself about a couple, "she's got a nice rack, he's got a nice tie."
by Sabi December 26, 2004
mugGet the metrosexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email