Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

by Jameth11 July 3, 2020

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

by Deke Asscue March 29, 2009

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

by I Smell Bacon! April 13, 2010

Meat Chest

Indigestion specific to eating meat, having a unique feel almost like your heart is struggling and there is severe blockage within your chest. Extreme discomfort feeling.

After eating them 6 sausages, 9 burgers, 11 pieces of chicken, 7 shish kebabs, am suffering proper Meat Chest.

by rob gas June 20, 2009

meat smoker

A meat smoker is one who metaphorically "smokes the meat", or in other words sucks dick

Did you hear what Zach said to me?
Yeah he's such a freakin meat smoker .

by meatsmoker101 January 18, 2016