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John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it
Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles
by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021
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Chillicothe Marble Toss

When a female agrees to tuck a males scrotum into her anus, fart, and toss the scrotum like a pair of marbles through the air .
Man, Brenda sure does know how to give a great Chillicothe Marble Toss . I'm still feeling it today !
by Deathdakidd July 4, 2016
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Pog marbles or stickers

1) Some lame ass token economy system that shit-for-brains elementary school teachers love to brainwash their 'special' students with
2) A question that's been asked to the point of ad nauseam, and can no longer warrant a response (i.e. no fucks given)
1) Paul the helper: Pog marbles or stickers.
2nd grader: POG????
Paul the helper: Yes
2nd grader: POG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul the helper: Ok here you go
2nd grader: *starts to cry after realizing he had been duped*

2) Mr. Dotard: Pog marbles or stickers?
5th grader: whatever
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merry marbling

merry marbling is the best story ever created of two boys in love, youthful and cute, klay loves merry marbling, merry marbling is life but merry marbling has ended, so some people may feel suicidal, but its okay, because maybe there will be side stories, yugun is the best character ever created and i love him. If you have and merry marbling merch dm me at mecari or depop at klaynation.
by nyasalvs September 12, 2025
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lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa
I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles
by DaTickler December 25, 2024
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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 13, 2019
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Mr. Marbles

the eldest of the Jenna Marbles pack who has no teeth, can't sit on hardwood floors, forgets where he is, and just wants to love jenna.
by dancing_t October 29, 2020
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