Marble Frosted

(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost

"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II

by rcodefish July 19, 2009

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Marble Rye

When someone throwing a party asks you to bring something consumable to a party, but said thing is never actually consumed at the party. By the laws of polite society the item you brought belongs to the host, so you must leave it. However if you decide to take it home with you, you've committed the Marble Rye faux pas.

Nobody did the blow I brought to the Hallmark premiere, so I marble ryed it, and slipped it into my pocket as I was leaving.

by buttleproof January 25, 2021

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Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

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Marinated Marble Miracle

The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.

"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"

by Cries4aWiener November 14, 2019

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droppin' marbles

Losing sanity or intelligence. To lose one's marbles at great speed.

"Dat hoe got outta high school and now she droppin' marbles, she dumb as hell"

"Gramps got alzheimers bad, he droppin' marbles"

"This blunt got me droppin' marbles"

by setagneb December 17, 2021

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