Pre-Malding

When your girlfriend malds at you before you even do anything wrong

you: hey
her: what the fuck is wrong with you why are you acting like that
you: woman why u Pre-Malding like that i ain’t even do nun

by MaldMaster69 October 19, 2021

Political mauling with disfigurement

When the Guelph police service delivery department manager decides to give you a CIA microdose experiments

I Kaelen Cody William Granger I am a victim of Political mauling with disfigurements

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

black mailing

black mailing is basically mailing a black dude across the country

“hey! i just black mailed my old friend eddy!” black mailing

by anonymous February 11, 2022

goade maoling

The way a Chinese would say "good morning"

"goade maoling to you!"

by Friez_ November 14, 2022

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024

Ant Milling

Two people following each other, each thinking the other has a destination in mind

"Hey Jim where are we going?"
"What do you mean, I was following you?"
"Well I was following you!"
"Aw shit we're Ant Milling!"

by Antdrew June 15, 2024

Fog marling

When a group of middle aged men all wear fog marl joggers and meet up together”

Shaun went into his wardrobe and picked out his finest fog marl joggers as he was meeting the lads for bit of cheeky fog marling

by NUFCARL June 12, 2025