A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Lust bustingmug. Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.
Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....
by NamanBaz July 8, 2024
Get the Wiley's Lustmug. n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
Get the Instagram lustmug. Having an extreme lust towards red heads (usually women) cause of their fiery hair and personality, hence infernal derived from inferno. Internal lust—> Infernal Lust
Chris: aye bro all these redheads give off such fiery energy man they’re so hot
CJ: I agree bro we got the infernal lust
CJ: I agree bro we got the infernal lust
by Dilf July 24, 2021
Get the Infernal Lustmug. Lust Letter: The worst GD level ever. It even got banned for being NSFW. It's also the sequel to Love Letter.
by mrpuzzlesfan November 19, 2024
Get the Lust Lettermug. A particularly attractive shirt worn by Sherlock Holmes in the British tv show "Sherlock." It's similar to the purple shirt of sex, but you know, gray.
by Alice-day June 8, 2016
Get the gray shirt of lustmug. 1. An uncontrollable craving for fresh data. The irresistible desire to access, explore, or devour a new dataset, especially one that’s well-structured, richly labeled, and ripe for analysis.
2. A form of digital drooling often experienced by data scientists, analysts, and engineers upon discovering a clean API or pristine CSV file.
2. A form of digital drooling often experienced by data scientists, analysts, and engineers upon discovering a clean API or pristine CSV file.
“I was overcome with byte lust upon seeing a freshly digitized set of 1970s and 1980s underground electronics and computer zines.”
by ar://kemp October 23, 2025
Get the byte lustmug.