Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
by YouWinThisRoundDavidLazzano August 18, 2019
Get the Sex Lizardmug. The holy master of all the universe, who bestows his voluptuous presence upon his most gracious of followers.
by PTWL November 14, 2018
Get the The Wind Lizardmug. by Zaktc3 March 30, 2022
Get the ass lizardmug. Similar to the lot lizard this creature lies and waits in casinos playing slots endlessly, until the spot a John.
Did you see that girl playing the wheel of fortune slot machine? Yeah steer clear I think she is a slot lizard.
by A gentleman from nantucket October 28, 2018
Get the Slot Lizardmug. by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016
Get the Lizard on a chairmug. To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
Get the Hatch lizardmug. A salesman or saleswoman who hang out in hotel lobbies or convention lobbies and offer fellatio in return for a sale. Male lobby lizards tend to be closeted, overweight and unhappy with their lives. While female lobby lizards tend to be confident, hyper-sexual women who will do anything for a sale.
I met a lobby lizard during the tech crunch convention - I ended up buying his software after he traded me use of his body.
by Jeaniesgotagun April 5, 2022
Get the Lobby Lizardmug.