Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).
by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021
Get the Schlurrohosis of the Livermug. Infamous drinking game that is typically held in frats nation wide. The rules are simple, the first person to need a stomach pump loses not only the game and their dignity but also the privilege of having a working liver. This should not be confused with a drowning liver.
Chad: Bros who's up for a game of liver drowning?
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
Cam: I can't I lost last week and can never drink again.
Chad: Bro why such a PUSSY?!
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
Get the Liver Drowningmug. A particularly lengthy john thomas, langer, todger, willy, ding-dong, or wotsit, which reaches as far as your lover’s liver.
“You’re walking a bit funny, is your stomach okay?”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”
by DCor January 20, 2023
Get the Liver botherermug. Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
Get the liver mathmug. by rhmpe December 20, 2022
Get the Hunky shrek stole my livermug. A place to get lost in the Joshua Tree deserts. You’ll encounter lizards, low brush, high winds, and a bukkake of cholla cactus.
by liver-san January 31, 2019
Get the Fried Liver Washmug.