Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Laserna

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

by Sex God April 11, 2005

Laser Lemon

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003

Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013