knobby

noun
1. A rare breed of an ape-like man. Height varies from 6'4"-6'7".

2. clumsy buffoon, e.g horrible basketball player

verb
1. to memorize cards in trivia games.

2. to be very forgetful when preparing for an event such as leaving for work or heading to a sporting event.

related forms
knobbyfest, knob goblin, rob the knob

wow, i just beat you 6-0 in a game of basketball! Your such a knobby!!!

waitress: "can i help you sir"
rob: "yes, i have a reservation for two for rob and lisa"
waitress: "will your guest be joining you later"
rob: "what do you mean?"
waitress: "well sir... your alone"
rob: "DAM IT!!! I knew i forgot something!"
waitress: "looks like you pulled a knobby!"
whole restaurant: "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

by confetti explosion May 7, 2008

Knobbed

To have a male homosexual encounter

Mick: "I got knobbed by 3 policemen at the weekend"

by frank_stain October 21, 2010

hob knobber

When you have a 2 guys and one guy puts his fingure up ur ass, the other one sticks his nice long dick in ur pussy

god i love you be apart of this hob knobber

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

knobblin

lying to or decieving

nigga:-''u knobblin wit my ass?''
white-ass punk:- ''i aint knobblin' withcha''

by da NTP August 16, 2003

Krabbs

also see fuck face

Thats kid is such a Krabbs

by Joseph P June 28, 2004

Hob-knobbing

To neglect clinical rounding responsibilities in order to go hang out with rich doctors.

Why isn't Mike rounding? Oh he's hob-knobbing at a conference to get a free $100 gift certificate.

by Jorge Sanchez VIII April 25, 2014

knobbing

Constantly calling someone a knob although this person doesn't like it.

Linked to knob and mobbing

Andrew: "Oh look, there's this fucking knob again!"
Steve: "Stop knobbing me man, that's not cool..."

by FeelsFatMan July 3, 2016