Kevin

A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did

Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"

by The Podcast December 17, 2016

Kevin

Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama

I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay

by PussySlAyEr20182 September 29, 2019

kevin

A tall man who is a natural at siege. He can clutch ranked games, carry his team, and even beat Matt in a pistol 1v1.

Kevin is a god at siege and will be ranked diamond.

by Teemo103 April 19, 2017

KEVIN

A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.

Thats a fricking Kevin moment

by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020

Kevin

Boner head face ass

Person:woah did u see Kevin last night?!
Girl:yeah his hair was weird,kinda looked like a trolls characters hair...
Person:you mean boner head face ass.

by Mrella May 10, 2018

Kevin

An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .

Don’t be a kevin

by Dk8686 May 21, 2020

Kevin

A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems

Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass

by Im just kevin March 23, 2020