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judge judy

A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.
"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"
by DJ Denny July 22, 2009
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Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012
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Punch and Judy

A sexual act where a man and a woman have sex while they are both being anally probed (i.e. fingered, fisted, etc.). Because of the difficulties in reaching to perform it, this would usually be done in a threesome/foursome/gangbang scenario.
"We did some weird things last night, she even invited her friend over for a Punch and Judy."
by SqualidScribe November 15, 2012
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Slutty Judy

An alcoholic beverage containing mostly 60% rum mixed with cranberry juice, leaving the drinker intoxicated and easy to score with a girl.
"yo where were you last night"

"i dunno i had too many Slutty Judys last night, and woke up in a ditch with my panties gone"
by Applejuice May 28, 2012
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judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much
Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.
by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017
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Punchin' Judy

Female masturbation done without toys or appliances which is spontaneous and unplanned.
I was getting ready to take my girl out the other night, and I walked in on her Punchin' Judy. She said she got bored waiting for me.
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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Punchin' Judy

The act of performing and/or receiving a hand job with a sock puppet.
My highschool girlfriend and I were one caught Punchin' Judy in the maze of a Chuck E. Cheese.
by Pantseroff Jherkinoff August 11, 2019
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