Joobaloos

Generic term for any kind of pants.

Q:"Yo Tony, how you rock your joobaloos?"
A:"I low ride 'em dog!"

by Eric Novinsky January 22, 2004

joobilicious

A.K.A boobilicious.
another term for large breasts, normally called out by guys from cars when driving past a large chested woman

"Hey! JOOBILICIOUS lady!!!"

by joobilicious August 2, 2006

Jobsmacked

A description of the feeling a person gets after receiving a piece of shock news concerning their employment i.e. demotion, redundancy, loss of benefit, changes to working routines or dismissal. Often due to unforeseen circumstances which lead to the recipient ending up in said state.

"Well, what can i say? The company told us this morning that they are moving all manufacturing over to China before this year is out. I was completely jobsmacked when I heard...."

by Northstar77 July 21, 2009

joos

A word that only badass people can use.

“Run in here and get yall joos”

by iconic vine November 16, 2018

Joobjoob

A very upset canadian who can get super giggles and has a dick the size of his lamp

omg joobjoob just fkin owned me

by Demon_Panda December 28, 2007

Jooby

Another version of the Scottish word for excrement/poo/stool I.e. Jobby.

I happened to visit the loo this morning and did a big poo. OR, (Scottish) I went tae the lavvy th'day an squeezed oot a belter ae a jooby

by Chazzyboy March 28, 2012

jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 10, 2004