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Israel

A country that was terrorized by evil Palestinians AKA Hamas on October 7th 2023.
Did you know that Palestine kidnapped and killed over 1k people in Israel?
by ilikeorangesandbananas September 15, 2024
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Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh
Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!
by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023
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Israeling

to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.

Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.

It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)

Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
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Israeled

Actively being cleansed of terrorists while delibrately avoiding civilian casualties.
After a long debate, our leaders chose that all the countries in the region harboring terrorists, must be 'Israeled'.
by LEBANESE-visionary January 10, 2024
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Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.
You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it
by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

Achieving amazing results given the surrounding environment.
It was really windy, but Bill still Israeled the ski course.
by anonymous January 17, 2024
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Israeled

When someone steals something, says that they can share it, then permanently takes it.And when you try to get it back, they kill you.
"Man, you can't believe what happened to me at the restaraunt today.A random person stole my seat then hit me with a glass when I tried to get it back. "Bro, you just got israeled" "Frrr"
by Middy Giddy February 1, 2024
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