when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.
then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted
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Her smile is the first smell of spring, her laughter the sound of thin ice cracking and silver bells ringing.
When you meet her, she becomes your present, your future, even your past, and you can't stop wanting to be near her. To feel her. To love her.
She is what you dream of in the late hours of the dark nights and what you wake up trying not to forget.
She is everything you ever dreamed of - even though you didn't know what that even was before first laying eyes on her. Before hearing her talk and getting lost in the sound of her voice and the depths of her eyes.
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes, even so, you can't look away.
Her smile is the first smell of spring, her laughter the sound of thin ice cracking and silver bells ringing.
When you meet her, she becomes your present, your future, even your past, and you can't stop wanting to be near her. To feel her. To love her.
She is what you dream of in the late hours of the dark nights and what you wake up trying not to forget.
She is everything you ever dreamed of - even though you didn't know what that even was before first laying eyes on her. Before hearing her talk and getting lost in the sound of her voice and the depths of her eyes.
There's a little bit of devil in her angel eyes, even so, you can't look away.
Person A: I met someone...
Pesron B: Cool bro, is she hawt??
Person A: You can't even imagine.. Words can't describe how she makes me feel
Person B: Chill bro, she's just a chick! What's her name??
Person A: Asta Iris
Person B: Oh.... I see.
Pesron B: Cool bro, is she hawt??
Person A: You can't even imagine.. Words can't describe how she makes me feel
Person B: Chill bro, she's just a chick! What's her name??
Person A: Asta Iris
Person B: Oh.... I see.
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Get the You're my iris mug.Iris is one of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. It’s really easy to become friends with her, since she’s so open and welcoming. She’ll always try to include everyone since she knows what it’s like to be left out. She’s super caring, and will always go out of her own way to help her friends. But once you break this brown haired, blue eyed girl’s trust, it’s game over for you. It’ll be very hard to regain her friendship. She has no problem with cutting off people that give her bad energy, or who are mean to her.
She has a strong voice and isn’t afraid to state her opinion, which can sometimes be a little annoying. She always feels like she is in the right so better not start an argument with her.. She is the most amazing, kind, caring and loyal friend you could ever wish for.
She has a strong voice and isn’t afraid to state her opinion, which can sometimes be a little annoying. She always feels like she is in the right so better not start an argument with her.. She is the most amazing, kind, caring and loyal friend you could ever wish for.
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