enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

intervention

Usually a fight at a public location.

John: Get your hands off my girlfriend!
Katie: Settle down! You don't want to cause another intervention!

by Find out yourself lazy bums! May 23, 2006

Intertention

Internet attention.

Hey Billy, check out Sasha uploading pictures of her latest boob job to Facebook. She's desperate for intertention!!

by Yelts January 26, 2009

Internental

An internet device or game used over many continents at the same time.

Google Docs is an Internental program
World of Warcraft is an Internental

by Zackxxx May 17, 2011

Intervention

When you are having sex and the guy is about to cum. The girl then screams intervention and punches the guy in the gut in order to keep him from climaxing.

Jim and Sarah were having sex and Sarah didnt want to finish yet. However Jim was close, so she screamed "INTERVENTION!" and punched him in the gut.

by Insanius Rex December 18, 2018

Intervention

A word made popular by the TV Show and real life practice of a group of people “intervening” in a person’s life to help them with a particular problem. The more practical way to perform this involves physical violence against the person to help correct the behavior.

Friend 1- Hondo needs our help man we want to set up an intervention when he gets here.
Friend 2 - Yeah you’re right let me get my hand wraps
Friend 1- why do you need hand wraps?
Friend 2 - I’m not trying to hurt my wrists when we beat him
Friend 1- wait you think we need to beat him?
Friend 2- yeah he needs a real intervention, someone get the lights and as soon as he walks in he’s gonna get the intervention he deserves

by DD Alwhiney June 16, 2019

intervention

When people you no longer hang out with ask you to do something fun, like dinner, or a social gathering, only to gang up on you and tell you what an asshole you are and how fucked up you are and why they no longer hang out with you.

Yeah i don't even respond to them any more. Everything is a fucking serious intervention. I just want to hang out and party and not get guilt tripped for it.

by AnonymousBoschToo June 19, 2019