Hypocrited

When your just a person who gets a bit angry sometimes, and now your so called "friend" are calling you a hypocrite.
Emmanuel: Dude yesterday I asked you if I could be added to the Ty Family Server!
Riley: Of course no one wanted you to join because your a hypocrite!!!
Rohan: Isn't that obviously?
Emanuel (Feels Hypocrited).
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hypocriticism

a magestic word created by an idiot. use as you please
"its the hypocriticism for me"
by the idiots friend October 30, 2020
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Hypocritical Animal

Bella - Your a hypocritical animal
Jade - your an idiotic ape
by Slim Jady February 21, 2017
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Hypocriticalness

The act of being a hypocrit.
i moderate a help channel but break the very rules it enforces! i love the hypocriticalness of this situation
by Enwat August 11, 2011
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Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
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hypocrititis

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?

Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7

Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle

Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.

Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 24, 2009
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hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites
(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow
by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019
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