Fire Hose

The act of layings ones dick across the face of a unsuspecting female while they are sleeping and cumming all over her face while screaming "FIRE FIRE FIRE"

Did you hear about Trae man he gave his girlfriend a fire hose and she left him thats crazy

by Trae,Snitzel January 6, 2012

hose box

A computer or other electronic device of poor quality. A frustrating piece of shit that constantly malfs.

Christ on a bike, this Gateway is a real hose box.

by Scorite June 17, 2006

Hose Equity

An erection or hard-on. Attributed to instant message typo for "Home Equity"

"Dude, I had massive hose equity"

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010

getting hosed

1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose

1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

by drexel bugsly September 9, 2006

watering hose

when you trick a girl to giving you a blow job and when she thinks your about to cum, pee all over her face.

Man I know it was bogus but i did a watering hose on stacy last night.

by tytopgun January 2, 2009

Cocaine hose

A female places powdered donuts in anus and farts out the sugar

Give me a cocaine hose, i want some sugar.

by J Treezy June 9, 2011