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Thumb in the Hose Nozzle 

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Related Words

wire hose clamp 

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
wire hose clamp by lammonoski February 12, 2008

dirty hose 

At one point just before ejaculation, the controller (read: the one holding the "cock") can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the penis. Upon exiting the urethra tract, the semen contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the ejaculated semen sprays like a "dirty" hose. This can be a solo, partner, or group act.
"keep talking like that and you'll get the dirty hose"

with a hose 

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.
A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!
with a hose by babaloulou May 22, 2004

Fire Hose 

When you fuck a chick in the pussy and piss in it.
You Fire Hosed your mom.
Fire Hose by Jake Bisel May 13, 2005

psycho hose bitch 

Someone (usually a woman) who acts in a crazy, or hysterical fashion. Usually goes around deseperatly looking for a hook-up.
Hey chikita. Smarten up alittle, your acting like a psycho hose bitch!