straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

hookers gonna hook

by kaboom35 June 8, 2011

Broke as a Monday night hooker

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

Hooker Code

Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).

"Did the site go down again? Yeah, Jim must still have some hooker code in there."

by Wynadorn July 29, 2013

committed hook up

1.A relationship which is not emotionally committed, but is monogamous.
2.A weekend only boyfriend/girlfriend who hooks up with you but is not hooking up with anyone else in the time between hook ups.

I am not ready for a serious relationship, but I need to have some fun so Alex is my committed hook up.

by AbAbyyy1622 October 8, 2009

Brown Hoody

When the condom gets lodged in the anus during pullout, partially exposing the condom and it's exterior and interior contents to the elements

Did you hear about Baby Brett's first time with Lolo? IT was good until the end, which resulted in a brown hoody.

by Lolo and Baby Brett January 15, 2015