Hog-swallow

(Verb) A sexual act that occurs when a man gets on all fours with his partners head between his knees. His partner proceeds to give him a blowjob and when he orgasms he squeals like a pig as his partner swallows his ejaculate.

She said she wanted me to be an animal in bed, so we did the hog-swallow.

by Nick&Kels January 5, 2017

cranking the hog

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

Hammer Hog

Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.

See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.

by Kyle September 18, 2004

hedge hog

v. To attempt (and/or to accomplish) self-felattio (also used as a gerund)

I came home early and saw my son and all his friends hedge hogging by the pool. They said, "It isn't gay if you suck your own dick."

by Dark Mozier September 25, 2009

hog poncho

Some retard that wears rain clothes in clear weather.

Look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.

by Xx_69gay_retard69_xX February 4, 2017

swamp hog

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.

Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2004

sweat hog

usually found in trailer parks throughout the nation. A hairy,stupid, bulky "female".

man, she be one smelly sweat hog.

by Holly Wood September 28, 2003