Hefer: A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy. -OR- A big tub of lard in the form of a 300 lbs white girl, that lives across the street in PC AL
Lyndsey D. is a Hefer
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Person 1:why our boss giving that young boy a hard time?
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner
Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters
Person 2:because he’s the biggest Hefner
Person 1:huh??
Person 2:yeah he enjoys doing mean things to the youngsters
by Lrdwh1002 June 2, 2018
Get the Hefner mug.A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
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Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005
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often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
often can be seen riding the shortbus to school or trimming his dirtstache.
A typical dustin hoffer is interested in 3 things, men, twinkies and raping squirrels
every school has one,. you just have to find who the REAL dustin hoffer is. he mist likely is trying to share urinals with foreighn kids, or talking about penises 24/7.
by mac merritt October 14, 2011
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by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021
Get the roderick heffley mug.Caitlin van Hoffen is an awesome friend! She will always stick by you through hard and good times. She is so funny as well and Beautiful. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend!
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