There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Haven

shes a cool bitch, pretty hot, good friend and a better partner

HAVEN AWOOGA

by Tronic101 October 17, 2020

Lake Haven

A Giant Caravan Park.

Gosh, there are so many gangas in Lake Haven

by sdakjhjd January 4, 2011

Haven

a nasty ass hoe who loves trying to get with ya boyfriend while trying to bully your fine ass. Wears clothes 5x too small

If the Havens touch my boyfriend imma have to fuck her up

by Apple butter b*tch November 11, 2019

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Grand Haven

A small city that has a hell lot of drug problems but trys to hide it. Does this to look good and to not drive tourist away.

😁
Full of preppy ass schools.

And anything u say or do the teens here call u a fag or gay sooo.

Kid-So wanna go to the beach?
GRAND HAVEN KID- That's gay.
Kid- Tf no it's not.
GRAND HAVEN KID- Yes it is u fag.

by UnbelievableGH February 6, 2018

Krat's Haven

The meaty, stretch marked portion of the inner thigh where the pendulus skin of the scrotum most commonly chafes and/or adheres itself to.

Dude, my Krat's Haven is so creamy right now.

by mrkillav March 31, 2021