hat trick

1) receiving three blowjobs in one night

Dude you won't believe this...I got the hat trick last night from that one bitch.

by BigSexy22 April 2, 2008

hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

Hat Rack

A very skinny male who resembles a pole or very thin object

Jim: Holy shit!! Did that hat rack just talk?

Joe: No man. Thats Matt

by Wallytheman December 24, 2007

Hat Stand

Completely and utterly insane beyond any form of possible understanding.

Brian is off his medication I think. I phoned him today and he was completely HAT STAND!

by Rudy Latex January 4, 2008

hat trick

Taking a dump, beating off, and eating a party sub, simultaneously.

Chris Farley died performing a hat trick.

by shitforbrains2 October 21, 2008

Hat Trick

getting vaginal, oral and anal all in the same night

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Hat Trick

Putting your whole head into a womans vagina.

"I got herpes on my forehead!"
"How did that happen??"
"I did the Hat Trick with some girl last night."
"Man, that sucks!

by Buh2557 May 25, 2010