Definitions by shitforbrains2

afartment 

Where butts live.

Where do butts live? In afartments.

afartment by shitforbrains2 December 16, 2008

hat trick 

Taking a dump, beating off, and eating a party sub, simultaneously.

Chris Farley died performing a hat trick.

hat trick by shitforbrains2 October 21, 2008