The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
Get the half-assmanship mug.An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
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by katie was here August 7, 2007
Get the half-wit mug.The speculated predacessor to Half Life 2: Episode 3.
Though Valve has confirmed that episode three will be the last in the current story arc, they have promised that the Half Life games will continue, most likley through the "episodic medium" they are currently being delivered in.
**Speculation from the next game being the actual anticipated HL3 can be justified by noting that the plot lines of Half Life 1 and 2 are different from one another, so in Valve's admission that the series will not end at Episode 3, it can be inferred that the next title will be HL3**
One thing certain about Half Life 3 is that it will be the continuation of the greatest game ever made, aside from portal, which is tied with half life for that title.
Though Valve has confirmed that episode three will be the last in the current story arc, they have promised that the Half Life games will continue, most likley through the "episodic medium" they are currently being delivered in.
**Speculation from the next game being the actual anticipated HL3 can be justified by noting that the plot lines of Half Life 1 and 2 are different from one another, so in Valve's admission that the series will not end at Episode 3, it can be inferred that the next title will be HL3**
One thing certain about Half Life 3 is that it will be the continuation of the greatest game ever made, aside from portal, which is tied with half life for that title.
From an interview with Valve on www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike /2007/12/12/half-life-3 -world-exclusive/
"TS-SWL: Are there any current plans after Episode 3 to have a Half Life 3?
DL: We haven’t announced anything specific, but Half-Life won’t end at Episode Three – hang on to your crowbars!"
"TS-SWL: Are there any current plans after Episode 3 to have a Half Life 3?
DL: We haven’t announced anything specific, but Half-Life won’t end at Episode Three – hang on to your crowbars!"
by Glassweaver April 13, 2008
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by Atomik Spongeface July 7, 2008
Get the other half mug.1. starting something with no intention of finishing.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.
being half assed.
by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005
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