Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

Gravity is kind of like reality, or the metaphysical, it doesn't matter whether you believe in it or not, what goes up will come down at some point.
Gravity is real whether you believe it is or not. You don't believe in god (despite using God's name to bless people), because you can't see God, but you can see what gravity does even if you don't believe in it.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

She tried to jump up through the basement window out into the straight world thinking she was an Atlanta hawk, but once she came down off the acid she realized she couldn't fly or even jump that high, and she was covered in cuts from all the shattered glass, most of which fell on the floor. Gravity took her down to basement town.
by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022

A hill in Alaska that has a noticeable incline but if you put your car in neutral you can roll up the hill.
Dude 1: DUDE! we just went UP A HILL!
Dude 2:I know right? There's a reason it's called Gravity Hill!
Dude 2:I know right? There's a reason it's called Gravity Hill!
by My name was being used January 12, 2011

oh yes DJ GRAVITY comes from mars
oh hell nah better stay grounded before DJ GRAVITY come
i only pray to DJ GRAVITY
daddy chill
oh hell nah better stay grounded before DJ GRAVITY come
i only pray to DJ GRAVITY
daddy chill
by gravityfan1 August 22, 2025

The effect that occurs when one severely unattractive fat person is with a group of good-looking counterparts. Once this person is noticed, no matter where you look within the group, your eyes will be slowly drawn back to that person.
Dude 1: "Check out those Hotties!"
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
Dude 2: "All I can see is that fat chick. What are you talking about?"
Dude 1: "Watch out. She's got Visual Gravity, man. Take a look at her hot friends."
by Spoodle October 16, 2009

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.
by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025
