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A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.
I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.

...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
by Someone who kinda exists July 7, 2021
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A website filled with mentally challenged liberals whom you cannot have a normal conversation with.
Reddit was fun before politics came along.
by Someone who kinda exists March 16, 2023
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The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
by Someone who kinda exists October 29, 2022
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A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.
by Someone who kinda exists March 9, 2022
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An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".

He's also a YouTuber.
The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.
by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021
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1. A pop band

2. An odd term for a neurologist. See also: Brainologist
"Maybe I should sleep...I don't know. I'm not a brain doctor. What are those called? Brainologists?"


"Yeah, headboys."
by Someone who kinda exists September 13, 2021
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How Fred Jones (Frank Welker; Scooby-Doo) says "Treasures."
Fred Jones: *Sees a huge pile of valuables*
by Someone who kinda exists December 5, 2022
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