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When a person with middle/end-stage Alzheimer's has a brief moment where they snap out of their memory loss. It only lasts a few seconds at most, and is very bittersweet for everyone involved.
Pamela and her friend, Maureen went to the nursing home to visit Pamela's 83-year-old mother, Edna, who was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease four years prior.

When the two gals got to Pamela's mother, they found her in a wheelchair staring aimlessly at the wall. But when Maureen tried to introduce herself, Pamela's mother had an Alzheimer's Clarity Moment.

"Hello, Maureen" she said, in a soft, barely-audible voice.

Ecstatic, Pamela quickly asked her, "Mom, do you recognize me?"

"Yes," Pamela's mom said after a brief pause. "Yes, I do recognize you...Pam...ela..." And then she reverted to staring at the wall, her sudden moment of clarity forever lost.

Pamela began sobbing, while Maureen did her best to console her friend. That was the last time they saw her mother before she succumbed to the disease.
by Someone who kinda exists May 27, 2021
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The British equivalent of Betty White. Despite her advanced age (She was born in 1925), she is still very active in the acting business.
Although she is best known far starring in the main role in "Murder, She Wrote," Angela Lansbury's career actually dates back to the mid-1940s. And she's still going. What a beast.
by Someone who kinda exists July 23, 2021
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"A Pal For Gary" is nightmare-inducingly scary for youngsters, and utterly infuriating for older audiences. SpongeBob's extreme stupidity is at its absolute peak in this episode, and the scene where Puffy Fluffy mutates into a giant sea monster is...pretty terrifying, to say the least!
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When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Someone who kinda exists June 24, 2020
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One of the co-owners of Roblox. He was also the glue holding the website together.
Since Erik Cassel's death, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year.
by Someone who kinda exists October 10, 2021
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An Atari 2600 adaptation of the famous film E.T. At the time of its release, it was considered the worst game of all time, and was largely responsible for the Video Game Crash of 1983.
While E.T (Atari) was considered an absolute disaster upon its release, it is not viewed so harshly today. Some people even go so far as to say that the game is actually not that bad; it's just VERY confusing.
by Someone who kinda exists January 23, 2022
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