gunk

Goo} adhered to one's junk, often found upon the grundle or trapped between the nutsack and groin

After urinating, Bill found that he had smeared gunk on the front of his new black trousers.

by Phishn February 6, 2005

Gunk

Ejaculation without masturbation. This Phenomenon is brought about only by a mega-hot girl. Like so hot, she melts your face off...

Oh snap, I gunked my pants.

by Fuck Buddy August 5, 2006

grunka lunka

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...

"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

by Christian Martin (aka The Crazy Russian) September 8, 2008

grunk music

indie/grunge/punk/rock

comes from: grunge+punk=grunk

Grunk music is a type of music using indie/grunge/punk/rock: ie: free state prophets

by GEMSY August 17, 2006

gunk

when you lift up your ballsack and drop it on an object or person

dude, i just totally gunked on codys head, it was gross.

by underpannies August 9, 2009

Gunk

The sound one makes, or the term referring to the sound one makes, when you hear or smell or talk about really good food.

Seeing those deep fried onion rings made me gunk.

After hearing the description of the steak dinner, she gunked.

by troutdogz June 13, 2010

Gunk

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into the lungs of the giver.

After being gunked, she coughed up seman for two days.

by Skittles97 May 8, 2014