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gimp

verb: To change an image with GNU Image Manipulation Program.

If photoshop is a verb, GIMP deserves to be, as well :p
Why don't you GIMP that image, to give it a bit more pizzaz?
by Ryan B. March 9, 2005
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gimp count

1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game

The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004
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gimpyfisherman

One who joins forces with Bowser to wreck havoc on the sea
Gimpyfisherman used super rod. ... ... ... Not even a nibble!
by shippou and pals April 19, 2008
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Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009
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Gimp Fest

A Gathering of electronic entertainement indoors to the point where it is unsocial/unhealthy:

1 When several (usually 3 or more) are using Computers in the same room whether for work, relaxation or playing games (usualy done in a colledge or other boarding institution)

2 When several individuals are all concentrating on one source of electronic entertainement, such as a computer, movie, or video game and usually with no light source. (usually done in colledge or other boarding institution or in ones house)

such activites are accociated and are more of a "Gimp Fest" when fast food (usually pizza) and "gimping" well into the hours of sleep or work is involved.
"dude im hell bored"
"oi lets go to daniels room and crank a gimp fest!"
"yeah grab your comp, we'll hit up some half life then get pizza and watch 'House'"
"Def Crank Gimp Fest"
by amusingtree October 27, 2009
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Gimplosion

An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.
Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.

Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him

No, he watched New Moon!

(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)
by Zander21 October 6, 2010
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Gimp

A person who characterises qualities of a dickhead.
Rees was a massive gimp yesterday.
by Jonas Emesly June 1, 2017
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