glazed chocolate doughnut

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Glaze

To try and play someone for a fool.

She thought I was a donut, she tried to glaze me..

- Eric B. and Rakim

by ritchieb May 2, 2008

Glazed

A glazing, the act there of; When someone ejaculates on someones forehead and throws sprinkles in their face you say"You got glazed". Original idea based out of Abita, Louisiana. Best used in swinger party situations when you can hit a dude in the face with a load, and have your woman finish him off with sprinkles.

"Ha ha, you just got glazed bitch!"
"Damn Ryan, you just glazed the fuck outta Tyler"
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, bitch...you got glazed"

by Jervanic March 9, 2010

Glakit

A old scottish word used to describe a person who is gormless, a modern way to say it would be glake. It is still used in costal areas such as Fraserbugh, Buckie and Lossiemouth

fit a galkit
see that swagger on that loon fit a glakit

by ScottishQuine September 25, 2011

Glater

A person who hates or strongly dislikes gluten free food.

Girl 1: I am allergic to gluten.
Girl 2: Boo, too bad, I'm a Glater.

by Nikki80 June 12, 2015

Glazed Bagel

The act of ejaculating on a woman's behind as she lies on her stomach, then rubbing the ejaculate across her butt cheeks with the tip of your penis. The end result being that her butt cheeks are covered in a glaze which depending on nationality may in fact resemble a glazed plain bagel.

As Julie lie on the bed near the window, John stood in awe as the glazed bagel he had just given Julie was twinkling in the moonlight ever so beautifully.

by SquirrelPimp May 7, 2014

gary glaves

A legend plumber who talks utter shit and kicks off all the time! he drives that bastard red van around like an absolute scam! dont even be sayin shit about gary laaart or i'l brey ya!

oh my god mezza! i diddd see gary glaves last night! he isss having an affair with my mam!

by mezza graves April 12, 2008