A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.
by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011
Get the Funk & Dunkmug. by alynmo May 15, 2010
Get the Monkey Funkmug. The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
by Totsjeal May 1, 2010
Get the After Funkmug. When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
by schino20 May 31, 2018
Get the Funk Bedsmug. by BookBoyfriendHarem July 19, 2018
Get the book funkmug. (adjective) very depressed or sad, very gloomy, miserable, wretched, desolate, despondent, disconsolate, inconsolable, mournful.
I feel like I'm in such a purple funk today. I've been in a purple funk for months since I've been overwhelmed by all these health, financial, family, and employment problems.
by GolderGirl April 7, 2019
Get the purple funkmug. man funk: the particular and foul smell of male hormones, especially of a man who perspires heavily.
by TooSick4U January 6, 2009
Get the man funkmug.