frozen Carlos

when you freeze your feces and use it as a dildo

I have frozen Carlos in the freezer, do you want to have sex?
or
I totally gave him/her the frozen Carlos last night!

by Sky Silga May 8, 2006

Frozen

An overrated movie where kids go apeshit over most of the characters and everyone loves olaf and don't really give a shit about anna, but do a give a gigantic shit about elsa and this motherfucking song called Let It Go

"Do you masturbate to Hans from frozen, because you're fucking obsessed over him."

"Um... well... fuck you!"

by mknkn May 21, 2015

Frozen

When you're waiting on a coke deal and can't do anything else until you have safely obtained cocaine... you're frozen in the snow.

Drug addict: I just got 6 bundles, some ketamine, acid, shrooms, a little blow, and some klonapins... ready to party?

Cokehead: I just ordered up a ball, I'm gonna be frozen for about 20 minutes.

by Snowflake 2.0 February 5, 2012

frozen samurai

after completing urination, washing your hands and exiting the bathroom only to find that you then have to defecate, thus completely nullifying the act of washing your hands. in layman's terms, you don't realize you have to shit until you've pissed.

shit dawg, i hadta wash my hands twice cuz of that fuckin' frozen samurai!

by Seth Ream June 15, 2007

frozen motion

Peeing on someone's face while in an extremely cold climate so the pee freezes before it hits their face.

Dude, I got a frozen motion last night and it hit me in the eye.

by IPreferWellFed July 26, 2006

frozen lotion

frozen lotion made to spray on certain peoples necks to make certain other people get mad. immediately proceeding using this weapon of mass destruction, pour mustard into the angry bitches milk

frozen lotion was responsible for bitch lady going over the top

by ithacafreak April 28, 2009

Frozen corn-dog

A sexual act that involves covering ones penis in batter(with no rising agent) sticking said penis into a cold place and then fucking a whore with a yeast infection.

Jeff: i paid a whore to give me a frozen corn-dog.

Tim: how did you find such a lovely woman.

Jeff: the smell.

by Rogefag December 11, 2010