football Christmas

When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.

I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

football weather

Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.

They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.

by Papette April 19, 2017

Football

An overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs.

“Football is too overhyped these days man”

by xX_Boss_Xx January 30, 2018

Fantasy Football Friday Forecast

Every Friday, when discussing your fantasy football team on Facebook, you forecast a victory over your upcoming opponent. With this forecast, you tag the individual's name to ensure that they and everyone else know you mean business. Similar to when a weatherman forecasts the weather.

In this week's installment of Fantasy Football Friday Forecast, I will defeat @John Doe in a dominating fashion, remain in 1st place and improve to 6-2.

by JD1983 October 29, 2010

trampoline football

the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.

bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids

by hockeyplaya2378 April 21, 2011

The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".

Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!

by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013

Drive Thru Football

The act of ordering food from a fast food restaurant at the drive thru. Then after ordering someone from your car hops out before the pick up window dressed as a football player. Once the worker hands the food out the window, you run in between the car and window and take the food and spike it down and yell touchdown while doing a crazy dance.

Chris: "Dude what did you do today?"
Matt: "We played drive thru football, and I scored 2 touchdowns!"

by mjbt October 10, 2011