Flapjack

The female version of sending a dick pic

"Send me a Flapjack"
"You what?"
"Let me see you Flaps so I can Jack off"

by Eppi1986 June 11, 2018

Flapjack

Corporate cocktwaddle used by lower middle management in a passive aggressive manner, trying to convey an image of bringing ideas together - generally talking shite using words they don’t understand but have overheard whilst thrapping one out in the bogs.

Lets flapjack the shit out of that idea!!! If you don’t lay an egg on it by close of play your cock is on the block!!!

by William Large Balls July 5, 2018

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.

"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"

by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021