Fatalanche

Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.

Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.

by zookpr April 16, 2009

Fatantrum

When morbidly obese people run out of food, especially the food they desire, they lose their minds. The ensuing chaos in whatever shape or form it may come, is a fatantrum

After finishing the last piece of toblerone, she started ransacking the fridge and getting increasingly moody, thus the fatantrum began

by Klipsch February 16, 2010

fataliate

To fail at retaliation

Sam: "I punched him in the dangles"
Jon: "What did he do?"
Sam: "He fataliated"

by Bob Kelsoe January 22, 2010

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

fatacous

The act of being extremely huge. Bigger than fat but smaller than obessous.

John: Wow that girl was so fatacous that when she rolled down the hill she didn't stop at the end but went right through the earth and kept falling piercing her way to the other side of the world!
Jim: Wow sounds like a fat ol' bitty!

by Razeeky November 1, 2011

fatachino

When a car load of obese women go through the drive thru at Starbucks and order $40 worth of food and Frappacinos. The beverages are called fatachinos.

I came through the Starbucks drive thru on my way to work but there were a car full of cunts getting fatachino in front of me. This is taking forever.

by SargentRocks December 4, 2016

Fatass

A person who eats sooo f much and all he does is talk about food

U fucking fatass

by Fucker😂 June 8, 2017