Fartasma

The brown cloud which emanates from one's bottom whilst passing gas.

Ohmigod, I just about gagged as I stepped through her fartasma.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Fartasma

The brown cloud which lingers in the ether after a person has passed gas.

Ohmigod, I almost passed out back there while passing through your girlfriend's fartasma!

by croecko December 26, 2021

faptasecond

The time that is required, on average, to jerk off.

I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be back in a faptasecond

by takeshi.k January 3, 2022

Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.

Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

fartang

When a retard farts while twerking

Retard- Shakes ass and rips ass
Person 1- STOP FARTANG
Person 2- Man, he's really Fartang over there

by King_Bophates April 1, 2022

farita

faritas are very funny bubbly people who love to make others smile you would be very lucky to have a farita in your life but if you mess with her you will pay

Farita is so funny

by farita July 18, 2022

fartassphere

The space between earth's atmosphere and muncie indiana, much like the bermuda triangle, where objects disappear than reappear at some burger fast food place as golfcarts that have been abandon by their crews.

Ooops there goes another buick into the fartassphere. Wonder which burger doodle the golfcart will show up at?

by Gymwould July 28, 2022