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fap chap

When you fap to a certain extent that your penis subsequently becomes chapped
That girl is very hot i will have a fap chap later
by DJT & JOE June 1, 2017
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Sneak fap

when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.
"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
by Watboy May 6, 2012
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Panty Fap

When an individual with a panty fetish incorporates panties into their masturbatory rituals. This may include, but is not limited to, wearing panties, sniffing panties, shoving panties into a bodily orifice or holding panties in their fapping hand and physically wanking with them.
I stole some of Rachel’s undies last night out of her gym bag. I’ll be doing a panty fap tonight.

He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
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Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.
by RTM 1963 July 22, 2014
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Super Fap

'Jerking it' extremely fast so you atleast get the satisfaction from cumming before your parents get home; Happens when you're left home alone and decide to fap later than sooner.
-Me "Fuck all, What the hell!"

**Super Fap Engaged**

*VROOOOOMMMMM*

*Splat*

...

"Hey Mommy!"
by Syntember June 3, 2014
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Sad Fap

When you masturbate for an hour and the orgasm isn't worth it
Promethium : I'm gonna masturbate for an hour and pass out

Peg : I did that the other day and it was a Sad Fap
by Mysterioal January 23, 2019
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maintenance fap

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.
by eyeballcutter December 18, 2012
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