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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
by CCESlimited November 15, 2011
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Evoli

EVOLI \ ee-voh-lee\

Definition: A quintet hailing from McHenry, IL, with a list of musical influences so long, that attempts to classify the band’s genre often result in injury.

Origin: Childhood friends and the founding members, Annie and Jeff, birthed Evoli when they put their musical talents together eventually producing their EP, Fight or Flight and first album, Wake up. Over the years the duo had gone through many member line-up changes until they stumbled upon this formula with Brian, Kauri, and Jeremy that seemed to fit oh-so nicely. Following the release of Evoli’s Big, Black & Beautiful Record, Annie went on to pursue her other passions and Evoli adopted local songstress Dakotah Rose to complete the beautiful transformation into the suburban super-group that it is today.
Q: what's an evoli?
A: the name of a pokemon... in french OR an awesome band that we should go see
by youshouldahadaV8 November 26, 2011
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
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evolition

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is a reactionary theory to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution which maintains that, in contrast to Darwin's argument that, it is the physical form of species that which undergoes transition. evolition however, holds that it is the organic energy-substance of a species that which undergoes transition and is as such subject to change as the conditions of its environment necessitates as such, and not the species actual physical or material form.
The Chimpanzees adaptation of using tools so to survive in its environment such as cracking nuts with stones, fishing for termites with sticks and using moss to make sponges etc. These are attributed to the evolition process.
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evolette

She is a crazy person if you get her mad she WILL wamt revegs but if you are in a public area she keeps it reaped and will try not to let her anger out
Evolette is crazy
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Lana Evoli

A spartan training used to toughen their soldiers. Literally means, "I love anal" backwards. This derived from a military high school when reading a book about the Spartans. Done solely to piss off their teacher and somehow managed to be on the following quizzes because he thought it was legit. Like a fool, he didn't double check.
Lana Evoli is the manliest of activities, like it really bonds people together.
The Spartans practiced Lana Evoli to assert dominance.
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Evolutionized

The process in which one becomes more adequate to function better then those who stood before him
1. Batista is evolutionized
2. Umm... can't rightly think of any other examples
(hint: got to the gym and make it happen for you too)
by Jadah February 4, 2005
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