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essello

The perfect man in the world, with a perfect body and a perfect face.
Man, you're an essello!
by essello July 30, 2018
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esselman

The Funniest guy around. Always can lighten the mood. Knows hw isn’t good at sports so he helps out in any way. The best water boy next to Bobby Boucher. Always a joy to be around
Man he’s an esselman

Man 2 ya he’s great around
by Hacksaw jack September 20, 2018
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Essendon Keillor College

A local high school where year 10 date year 8
Essendon Keillor College - Mohammed Hassen and meyron
by Ekc _unknown October 17, 2018
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Essex

Essex, a county in England.

Home of the strutting cuckold.
He's from Essex and that's his wife.
by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019
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Essex People

With the younger generations which I am apart of myself, Essex Boys tend to think they are hard just because they got the latest Gucci and got parents ballin' in the money, they ride around the county with their scooters and BMX's and live on a diet of McDonald's McFlurrys they stole and Energy drinks, however some of us are a bit more like me, a bit shyer, very introverted, hard working and respectful to others in public at the very least.

When it comes to Essex Girls, only a part of the stereotype is true. No Essex girls wear fucking Stilettos, fact. And not all say 'you alright love?' every two fucking seconds, however only a couple do actually do that. The part that is true, is that Essex Girls are for the most part, very slutty and gravitate towards the traditional 'Cool Guy' who they will inevitable suck off everyday after school and then start dating only to break up 2 hours later. They wear extremely tight and short skirts to school, that throughout the day will 'conveniently' creep up their body to the point where their ass is almost exposed. Their faces are approximately 70% makeup and these girls jump to conclusions quicker than Usain Bolt can do the fucking 100m sprint. They often wear shorts, maybe skinny half ripped jeans, extremely tight leggings, mini skirt, crop tops, latest Adidas and Nike shit, ten tonnes of makeup, perfume and more fucking perfume, Victoria Secret shit or just any bra or panties that make you look a fucking slut.
"Some Essex people are nice, others... Not so much"
by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019
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esseology

noun

defines a set of idealistic normative values and principles which comprise the culture of organic idealism. Which maintains that the essence of what is inherent, defines that which is inherently also essential.
esseology defines the principle of pursuing only those essentialities which both sustain and improve the quality of one's life and are in line with the balance of one's organic environment.
by Baron Neville July 4, 2019
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Essek

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“Essek, we’re back, we really need to talk to you if you have the time because it’s super important. Also you’re super cool, we miss you, and you float really good!
by Feylite March 15, 2021
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