eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.

Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.

by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015

eskimo girl

When you stick you hand in ice water for ten minutes and then masturbate.

"Dude, I got drunk last night and gave myself an Eskimo Girl, but it was so cold I couldn't keep up my boner!"

by TexAMAggie05 February 4, 2008

Eskimo in the Swamp

Where a man or woman Eskimo kisses a vagina.

Dude, I Eskimo in the Swamp last night and now I can't smell anything.

by C-Dunc April 14, 2010

eskimo jacksonpollock

The result of your friend shooting his love juice all over the ceiling of your car, usually done secretly in the backseat while you're driving.

What's that smell? It smells like cheese... Oh Brad! I can't believe you left another "eskimo jacksonpollock" in my car! I just cleaned it!

by chuckyk18 January 23, 2010

Eskimo Hole

A rolled-down car window, mainly in winter. The people in the back seat are treated to a blast of cold air when the window is rolled down.

"Throw some glass in that Eskimo Hole" means roll up the window, dude, we're freezing back here.

by phxdan May 5, 2009

Eskimo bowling

Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians

Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka

by wetcoaster September 1, 2006

The Dirty Eskimo

The art of sticking a popsicle in someone's ass while they are passed out and then putting it back in the wrapper and placing in that persons fridge.

While Garrett was passed out I did the dirty eskimo.

by Byng6 September 16, 2007