erection team

A Team of people dedicated to dealing with erections from start to finish

We had the erection team on standby incase it began to subside

by Chibbers October 10, 2014

Erecte E

When you write the middle part of the E longer then the other two parts.

Ee•rek•tee

That looks like an erecte E

by HangmanBranlica October 16, 2021

erection ring

Slightly less risqué way to say "cock ring." Device that fits around penis and/or testicles and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.

"Some drugstore. Where the hell do they keep the cock rings?"

"Shhhh."

"Where the hell do they keep the erection rings?"

"Hell if I know. Try 'Adult Pleasures' or 'Family Planning.'"

by al-in-chgo May 30, 2013

Erection Sweat

the sweat you get after a long hard erection.

I drunk my erection sweat I was so thirsty.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013

reflection erection

when a man is so vain or obsessed with himself that he sees himself nude in the mirror and the reflected image appears with a visible erection

Dude, bro, I'm looking so good in the mirror I've got a reflection erection.

by peg'sbonbon June 9, 2014

school-erect

When you you get boner in class for no apparent reason

Today in school i got called up to present my paper but i didnt go because i was school-erect

by Haul8 December 7, 2015