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Enting

"Good" trolling. Used because trolls are often evil creatures whereas Ents are equivalent "Good" creatures that are hulking and powerful in Middle Earth
That guy was being an asshole last night, so my friends and I started Enting him to defend ourselves
by Dark Macek June 29, 2011
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eating while shitting

The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!

Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
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Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
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Bacon Eating Jew

1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.

2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 2, 2010
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Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy
Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus
by thats September 22, 2011
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eating the cat

Another way for saying that you're eating pussy
White or Black guy: Asians have small dicks

Asian: You know what's stereotype is also true... We like eating the cat
by smokinquack December 12, 2018
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eating kittens

Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.
Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.

Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick
by Cephiroth March 26, 2008
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