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me earl and the dying girl

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit
by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016
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Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.
by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018
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Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY
Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!
by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018
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Earl Gray Tea

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"
by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020
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Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.
Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.
by ZB7 September 8, 2021
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EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE

Out of CHICAGO a human enlightenment teacher on the SUCCESS TAPES series.

This is a human attribute.
This was said as this quote I heard a long time ago in 1988 and that is the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, " we seldom regret what we have done in our LIVES but we do regret what we have not done".

This a genius of his time the EARL NIGHTINGALE RULE, we are seldom ever SORRY for anything as it just is not possible too much in the SPITE built into the human brain or you may say "SPIDER = SPITER = EAT SHIT!!!!
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 14, 2021
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Earle Williams

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.
The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021
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