doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

doofadool

Half a retard, mother fu*ker all bad things

-David T

Your a fu*kin doofadool

by Meatball82 March 13, 2018

Doofer

(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)

Ugh you are such a doofer

by Gurlycake February 19, 2019

Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

by number1gay November 25, 2020

doofer

A derivative of 'That'll do for it' - as in, just the gadget you need to complete a task.

Phonetically 'That'll doofer it' - shortened to 'doofer'.

It is commonly used today as a lazy substitute for the name of an item you can't remember. A wotsit, thingy, thingamajig etc.

"Could you hand me that doofer?"

"I need a doofer to mash potatoes easier"

by Dana-Michelle May 18, 2005

doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003