Diddy

a $10 bad of weed

Man: yo man let me get a diddy

drug dealer :$10 bro

by keagle February 18, 2011

Diddy

A colloquial term, originating from the NSW Central Coast of Australia, referring to the male reproductive organ when in its flaccid, non-erect form.

Please don't flick my diddy.

That old pedo touched my diddy.

Ouch, you hurt my diddy.

by JayVeeDawg July 30, 2011

turk p. diddy

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

by Turkeynoham June 17, 2018

diddy kong

To penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. As well, a "fat" penis is neccessary.

I diddy kong-ed that bitch in the ass. Damn though, when I was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. Go dumb in your backpack!

by Bloatie The Pizza Hog April 22, 2006

diddy

1. to not keep your word.. a nicer way to say lying..

girl-"yea imma come thru!"
guy- "you said that last night"..."stop the diddy!"

by j. lo May 25, 2003

daddys dump fest

you just get home with your partner from a boozy night on the town and you decide to have a nice steamy shower together to make the night really interesting, just as you get undressed together, and open the bathroom door you see your dad taking a shit! that along with the powerfull waft of last nights cauliflower cheese and a sight of your dads hairy dong its safe to say you are really put off that shower!

omg last night was so embarrasing, i saw a major daddys dump fest, it was soooo major whiffy!

by babybelle December 24, 2009

P Diddy

Puff On-Dis

My pee-pee is ditty that why Jenny left me.

by RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurple August 28, 2003