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ditch cow 

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
ditch cow by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.
There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.
A woman that has really bad hygiene.
That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.
ditch rat by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018

ditch sow 

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.
That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.
ditch sow by B Silent September 22, 2018

ditch the plastic

take a gap year, ditch the plastic
ditch the plastic by 9th September 24, 2018
A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge
Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..
Ditch-ems by Mintymonkeynuts January 4, 2019